September 1, 2009

10 Things Your Real Estate Broker Won't Say or Tell You....

1. Your open house is really just a networking party for me.
Hire a real estate broker to sell your home, and one of the first things he'll likely suggest is hosting an open house so that potential buyers can casually check out your property on a weekend afternoon. But while open houses are promoted as a great way of finding a buyer, a National Association of Realtors study found that their success rate is a mere 2 to 4 percent.
No matter. Holding an open house serves another important purpose for the broker. It gives him a database of clients, an independent real estate broker based in New York City who says that he doesn't like open houses, preferring to match clients with appropriate buyers. At open houses, you get all kinds of people walking in. Some are trying to see how much they should sell their own places for; others just want to get a look at what's out there. All are perfect pickings for a broker looking to increase his roster of buyers and sellers. Think about it. The broker is devoting a couple hours of a weekend. He won't do that unless it helps him in a big way. But it doesn't necessarily mean that a seller should forego an open house altogether, It's still a real good way to showcase your house.

2. "My fees are negotiable."
Brokers like to make it sound as if their fees are engraved in stone, but that's rarely the case. During the housing bubble, for example, as the number of brokers sharply increased, so did the competition for listings one broker says he lowered his fee by a full percentage point just to give himself an edge. But even in the wake of the recent crash, you have a good chance of negotiating a better deal that same surplus of brokers is still out there competing for even fewer listings, giving you something of a leg up.
The broker we spoke with, who asked not to be named, says that sellers should always shop around for better terms and has some suggestions for the best conditions to induce brokers to lower their fees: If somebody's willing to commit to me for selling one place and buying another," or If you're in a particularly desirable neighborhood with a house that will bring a lot of traffic for an open house. And with a lot of smaller brokers, all you need to do is ask and they'll lower the commission.

3. "Think you've had no offers? Actually, there have been several."
Legally, the broker you hire to sell your home is obligated to tell you about all offers that come in. In reality, some do not. Perhaps he thinks the offer is insultingly low for you, but more likely, the broker thinks it's too low for his own purposes. He wants to hold out for a bigger commission. Another possibility is that there's an outside broker or co-broker circling your house, and the primary broker is waiting for one of his own clients to make an offer so he can keep the full 6 percent to himself.
You must be clear with your broker that you want to be informed of all offers. Otherwise, you may be leaving him to make decisions that you should be making. Check the listing agreement drawn up when you hire the broker; if the promise to disclose all offers isn't listed explicitly, insist that it be added.

4. "I'm not obligated to keep my mouth shut for you."
You spot your dream house as you're driving through a neighborhood and call the broker listed on the "for sale" sign. That's how a lot of buyers stumble on a broker who, in turn, happily shows you other houses, asking about your needs, laughing at your jokes. It's easy to get loose-lipped and forget whom you're dealing with: someone else's agent. Legally, brokers are obligated to provide their sellers with any information that can help them get the best prices for their homes. If you tell the broker that you're willing to pay $500,000 but want to offer $450,000, they'll pass that on to the seller. They have to.
Also, some brokerage companies encourage prospective buyers to get preapproved for loans. While that can make a buyer more attractive to a lender, it also tells a broker whether a buyer can afford a $600,000 house when he's trying to haggle on a $400,000 property. When somebody asks for a preapproval, find out who they're representing, such details can short-circuit your negotiating leverage. If they represent a seller or someone in their office does they shouldn't have it. The broker may tell you she will be impartial, but how can she be?
The bottom line: You need to hire your own broker. The only safe way to go about it is to have an agent who represents you.

5. "Sometimes I forget whose side I'm on."
The past 15 years have seen the proliferation of the buyer broker, agents who are supposed to work strictly in the buyer's interest, helping him get a fair price on a home as well as avoid pitfalls along the way. Unfortunately, things don't always unfold so nicely. While buyers may think they're getting a broker who isn't commission-hungry, many buyer agents are just that: They usually get about 3 percent, the same amount any broker typically earns when he gets involved with another agent's listing. Buyer brokers are sometimes too focused on closing the sale and getting that commission, so it's often in their best interest to see you pay as high a price as possible.
Even worse, some brokers who call themselves buyer advocates are actually working for companies that also represent sellers. Brokerages offer bonuses to buyer agents if they sell an in-house listing.

6. "I know zilch about zoning."
Real estate agents love to suggest big ideas to prospective buyers say, removing trees to enhance a view, or even squeezing a rental unit out of a roomy garage meant to happen once the deal is done and they're out of the picture. But just because it sounds like a good idea doesn't mean it's legal.
We had a client who bought a dilapidated house with a beautiful piece of property on a marshland," recalls New York City based architect. The broker told him that he could fix the house up however he wanted, insisting that this was a sleepy little town where nobody would care what he did. The client built a $15,000 shed in the backyard, took down some trees, and had some of the marshland filled in only to have the town insist he put things back because of environmental zoning regulations. The moral of the story: Before you buy into your broker's creative thinking, check with your local zoning commission about what you can and cannot do on a given piece of property.
7. "I won't let termites or pesky inspectors kill a deal."
If a broker is selling a house, you figure he knows the place pretty intimately after all, he talks a good game about the new kitchen, the big closets, the heated garage. What you need to worry about, though, are the home's features that he keeps to himself. Steve VanGrack, former chairman of the Maryland Real Estate Commission, says, "We have had cases where [brokers have] been deceptive about termites and flood damage."
You'd figure that the home inspector, who comes to check out the place before you close the sale, might notice those things. And he probably will if he's not in cahoots with the broker. Realtors give potential homebuyers lists of home inspectors. Those are people who will rubberstamp the house in return for repeat business. One time a broker said the results of my inspection, which is confidential between myself and my client she wouldn't let me get up on the roof. I got out my ladder and told her that unless she was big enough to stop me, I was going up there she wasn't big enough.
8. "I sometimes forget I'm not a lawyer."
Most states strictly regulate the contracts used in real estate transactions, stipulating the use of boilerplate agreements that offer little room for creativity but some brokers can't keep their clause adding instincts in check. I see [brokers] pushing the envelope all the time with amendments and addenda, a Kansas broker and attorney. They draft language that can have consequences without really understanding it, but they want to keep the sale going.
For example, pointing out, it's fairly common for a transaction to close on one day but possession doesn't happen until a later date, in which case the buyer rents the house back to the seller for those days. Warning that issues of responsibility for the house often require more than just a couple of lines from the broker's pen, for example, that if a clause is worded improperly, you, the buyer, could end up liable for damage done by your "rental tenant." Same goes for purchases of non-real estate items (such as patio furniture) and owner carryback (in which the seller provides some of the financing). In both cases payment terms might not get spelled out clearly, and can result in one party taking advantage of the other.
Whether you're the buyer or the seller, it's probably worth the legal fees to get the offer contract reviewed by your lawyer before you sign.
9. "My website is a dead end."
Considering that 77 percent of house hunters look on the Web, according to the National Association of Realtors, sellers might assume that using a broker with a site can help make a sale happen. But some brokers' sites are better than others, and you need to look beyond a well designed home page to figure that out.
One common flaw: posting houses that sold long ago. While the mistake can be simple negligence, others think that it's a bait-and-switch-style ploy. It brings people in, but it gets them upset when they find out that the property's gone, a claims a sales manager in Newton, Conn. If a broker has to advertise properties that are already sold, it tells you that he doesn't have enough inventory to keep their roster of houses full.
Aside from checking up on its prominently placed listings, prospective sellers should also make sure that a site is easy to navigate. A Chicago-based broker , recommends using a broker who keeps himself relatively high on the search engines.
Another important feature of a good real estate site: community information. It's one of the big things a broker should have on his site, schools, recreation facilities, commuting options, maps, all of which "attracts people who are thinking of moving to the community.
10. "You can probably do this without me."
Brokers like to create a lot of mystique about selling homes, insisting that the process is complicated and best left to professionals. Not so, say homeowners who have sold their homes themselves about 20 to 25 percent do so each year. Properly priced and advertised, a house sells itself, sellers should plant a yard sign and post online ads for the property on local sites aligned with print publications (call current advertisers to see if a site is effective).
When it comes to the negotiations between buyers and sellers, brokers and their commissions tend to just get in the way. Usually, the haggling occurs over a 5 to 10 percent difference. And that is more or less the broker's cut of the sale price. You don't need him. Just be sure you price your home well. The way most self-sellers hurt themselves, is in setting either an unreasonably high or tragically low asking price. Hire an independent appraiser for $200, and he will tell you the parameters of what to charge.


  1. Now that is why I am an independent inspector:)

  2. big bad leroy knows bestSeptember 06, 2009

    I agree, Realtors are scum.
    Using a Realtor or Mortgage Broker is like going to a Halloween Party and hoping you get a Christmas gift.

  3. victim of foreclosureSeptember 06, 2009

    Just surfing this holiday weekend, I am bored. Found your Blog, good things happening here.
    One question -
    Why can't we have a huntin season on Realtors and Lawyers?

  4. Funny stuff, and it probably applies to 5% of all Realtors out there. It's usually best to ignore the vast majority that actually do inform their clients about all of this stuff, and are knowledgeable in their work, but hey - that doesn't make an interesting blog, does it?

  5. Make sure to do a background check on the agent. Plenty of Arizona's finest real estate folks have been arrested. Looks like the department only requires the agent to report if they are found guilty of a felony.

  6. inquiry minds want 2 knowSeptember 28, 2009

    Why aren't all these realtors and mortgage brokers who ruined the American economy with their bullshit real estate transactions in prison?

  7. Arizona Land ScamOctober 25, 2009

    Found on CraigsList Farm and Garden...
    This are land scams , legal but still a scam.
    Don't ever buy these parcels chopped up into blocks of 25 to 40 acres. They are shit. Just because the idiot below bought one and is trying to unload it on you dosen't mean you should be stupid.

    Also the more can't spell....

    Here the actual ad :
    38.5 acres of land - $44000 Douglas Arizona
    mountainous-remote-dirt roads-primitive-very few neighbors...extrememly private/
    For salw , lease. trade

  8. calling all idiotsOctober 25, 2009

    Just saw this.
    Only totally stupid ass people would ever buy something like this.
    It may be worth $2500.00 but not $44.000

  9. To the last poster - Anonymous
    your post has been deleted, read the rules, no attacks on this Blog or me personally, your comments are welcomed, pro or con, and for idiots, all realtors are flipping nitwits who need to go play soccer mom or cook burgers and make Tacos because it's the only thing they are qualified to do!

    Like I have said many times sell it yourself or as a buyer do it without a realtor, sellers add the real estate fees in to cover their losses.
    If you need professional help with your real estate transaction, hire a real estate attorney.

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  11. Great blog. I have only a single question... what is the value of the professional services that realtors provide? They are simply gatekeepers to a database and to those silly keyfobs that they use to get into houses.

  12. Yes REALTORS are the lowest life forms, worse than terrorist, the get away with the shit they pull - 6%, what a frickin con game.

    I agree with everything you have said Mr. Blog Creator.

  13. People still use Realtors - I am LMAO

  14. AnonymousJune 06, 2010

    realtor should be paid base on work not tranaction. they should be paid about $25/hr for lever of education. We need to regulate the pay of all realtor scumms.

  15. I see pushing the envelope all the time with amendments and addenda, a Kansas broker and attorney. They draft language that can have consequences without really understanding it, but they want to keep the sale going. real estate

  16. Hi Jack.

    Thank you so much for confirming my decision to become a Realtor.
    I am 47 and my wife and partner is 52. We started our company only a year ago. I caught your post about (What to look for in a Buyers Agent), and it lead me hear, to your blog.
    I am very happy to say My wife and I do all of the things you recommended and I truly enjoy doing the right thing. I believe the money will come later. Not looking for the big killer deal. An example. we just spent 5 1/2 hours in 111 degrees, cleaning a back yard for a client so it was presentable for the listing which will be listed for $149,900 and it also has a 25% Referral agreement attached which will take even more money out of our pockets. We also staged the home for him for free. Why you are probably thinking, I want to make this work. I'm not getting any younger and this is the last hoorah for both of us. Our construction company pretty much dried up a couple of years after the bubble burst. We pretty much went through most of our savings just to get the real estate business up and running but we have built up a pretty good client base in the last year and our hope is to be moving into the black over the next 3 to 6 months. I do love this business and wish I had moved on it 20 years ago when I first thought about it.

    Both of us will be following your blog from now on so we can keep our business in check.

    Thank you so much for all of the great information!!!


    Ken and Debra Cuellar


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